Thanks, Obama.

Thanks, Obama.

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

work day lunch break hack

work day lunch break hack

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

never underestimate women

never underestimate women

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell