When random people talk to me in public.
at this point, my face just looks like this
nothing beats the original
the forbidden elbow
great googily moogily
please watch me jump off this cliff
we’ll just tell your mother we… ate it all
now i do
little did he realize, she was into that
now you’re gonna get it
just let it happen
i haven’t been asked to show mine either
Don’t break someone’s heart.
I love science.
Don’t give up on your dreams…
Never play poker with the world’s fastest animal…
Join the conversation
Educate your children.
Sir, are you classified as human?
Eat whatever you want.
Connor the Crusher.
Neil deGrasse Tyson addressing Zombies
I see the light.
Greatest experience of my life.
iPad vs iPhone.