Owning a cat… yeah….

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

the muse and his portrait

he was named pants because he always wore pants

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

it’s okay to stare

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…