Mean girl vs Weird girl.
Pot is the gateway drug for unwarranted search and seizure.
Boggart Snape cosplay
Red eyed tree frog, mother and babies
This is what a live sand dollar looks like
Homemade trailmix FTW
My best friend is a pregnant dog.
We all party down here
*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*
Allison Janney gets mistaken for prettier version of Allison Janney
Just do it
Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels
what your favorite well drink/cocktail says about you
60 drops of water on a coin!
Get gone, hoe
Chinese police and Hong Kong journalists flex their weapons at each other.
RIP In A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom.
The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.
Plotting. Constantly plotting.
Join the conversation
JIF of regret.
Can we not steal eggs from penwings, please?
Burger joint using slides to deliver your order at you.
A proper horse drawn hearse from circa 1801.
Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
Maintain eye contact.