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Fruitcake

Fruitcake
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
Dinosaurus around the world.
Dinosaurus around the world.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
THATS ILLEGAL!
THATS ILLEGAL!
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Let’s take this global, shall we?
…must. Not. Breathing.
…must. Not. Breathing.
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
*subtly angry Irish accent*
*subtly angry Irish accent*
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
The gatos are calling…
The gatos are calling…
I remember…
I remember…
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+easy+being+Gary.
It ain’t easy being Gary.
9%2F10+dentists+take+doctoring+seriously.
9/10 dentists take doctoring seriously.
Beware+the+keepers+of+the+tofu%26%238230%3B
Beware the keepers of the tofu…
A+mechanic+just+doing+some+body+work.
A mechanic just doing some body work.
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
Get+thee+hence%2C+scurvy+strawberry%26%238230%3B+HAVE+AT+YOU%21
Get thee hence, scurvy strawberry… HAVE AT YOU!
OMG+Dalmer+is+soooo+cuuute.
OMG Dalmer is soooo cuuute.
What+stage+of+capitalism+is+this%3F
What stage of capitalism is this?
Not+all+war+is+hell.
Not all war is hell.
This+is+why+building+codes+are+important.
This is why building codes are important.
Halloween+is+creeping+up+on+us..%2C
Halloween is creeping up on us..,
Airline+shenanigans%26%238230%3B
Airline shenanigans…