I think she loves pizza more than I do…
but size isn’t supposed to matter
if pinecones were alcohol
crystal reconstructed face vodka
same order 20 years later
every scooby doo character combined
not scary at all
secret families suffered the most
juanita almost made it a month
yes…. anatomy book…
the things cats put up with
I fear we are all casualties of war.
When you think you’re a Disney princess but end up getting bullied by a flock of cockatoos…
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Join the conversation
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
I could wear this t-shirt.
It’s all really quite simple…
High IQ dealers…
You can touch, actually.
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
We’ll get ’em next year…
Jim Carrey does the best joking.