You’re not a real parent until…
this is the year i choose books over booze
a picture of her baby
in a parallel universe
the only way to eat a fruit roll up
inspiration for the brand
and that’s why i say bro
inspired by the velocipastor
makes birth look so easy
i bet their babies are adorable
what wonder drug is this for?
morning self affirmations
good times. good times…
it’s a busy life
future sith lord
What should I put on my birthday cake?
American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!
The name of your new record label.
Faces of meth vs faces of marijuana.
Join the conversation
My sister had a few friends over today…
I gave that pitch vibrato…
Dating girls is like riding a bicycle.
How do I write a symphony?
It must be that time of year again.
Do you have my reservation?
Heaven is hotter than Hell.