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GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Not the most economical death…

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

All the beautiful people.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

You can call me Mr. T.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.