This would probably be helpful now…

FOOL proof alarm clock

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

It’s better than coning.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Please follow instuctions on the screen.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Cone them all.

Increase your rice yields with this one simple trick!

There’s always next year…

Grandma dropped a few £’s

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.