How I’m woken up every morning.
i thought it was funny
frosted mega wheats
*clicks yes furiously*
but the breadsticks are unlimited!
south butt is my preferred brand anyway
peace was never an option
the squid won
no matter how much things change, one thing always stays the same
An endless amount of wings
drink or pass
They Would Be The Most Wonderful Cemeteries
recently got into a relationship, this is super true
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.
Join the conversation
How to lose your teeth
Short People Know The Struggle
The type of parent I aim to be
The Gentlemens Club
America, your presidential candidates are a joke.
No rent, free food, tons of love and respect for being awesome
College book store robbed