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How I’m woken up every morning.

How I'm woken up every morning.
Truth in reporting, please.
Truth in reporting, please.
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
It fits.
It fits.
The original Brian.
The original Brian.
Me and my murder crew.
Me and my murder crew.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
That settles it, actually.
That settles it, actually.
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Charmed, I’m sure.
Charmed, I’m sure.
I think I nailed the technical interview…
I think I nailed the technical interview…
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Best friends by order of dog law.
Best friends by order of dog law.
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
Birds+visiting+humans+stuck+in+cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
LET%26%238217%3BS+DO+THIS
LET’S DO THIS
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
It%26%238217%3Bs+really+not+that+hard%2C+guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
This+is+bipartisanly+worrisome.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
We+should+try+this+on+covid%2C+I+mean+what+do+you+have+to+lose%26%238211%3B+I+know+I+would+want+it.+%26%238211%3B+The+Donald%2C+probably.
We should try this on covid, I mean what do you have to lose– I know I would want it. – The Donald, probably.