Octobear. Octobear Fest.

Octobear. Octobear Fest.

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

24 then and now

24 then and now

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

just one?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages