Preventing an awkward moment.

is there no end to their destruction?

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

his name was close enough

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?