How the government can ruin your kids day.
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….
qr codes will never run out
your driving test is all about the cones
the coolest dog at the bar
sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer
The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!
metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans
goblins don’t watch netflix
too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead
everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong
you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
in theory yes
doesn’t sound fun anymore
i’ve never been to an aldi
Join the conversation
the best bathroom smell is…
it’s a bird
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
the crime lane
just a little low
owls hate cops
in 200 years ‘antiques road show’ is gonna be wild