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'murika
Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon
Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon
purrfectly placed sabotage
purrfectly placed sabotage
Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase
Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase
just washed the dishes… and myself
just washed the dishes… and myself
“This root canal hit my soul”
“This root canal hit my soul”
caught red-seated
caught red-seated
“Photo store? You mean Instagram?”
“Photo store? You mean Instagram?”
“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”
“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”
seed ya later
seed ya later
mind racing, no pit stops
mind racing, no pit stops
“Change? I don’t even rotate”
“Change? I don’t even rotate”
This dam’s got a monster shine
This dam’s got a monster shine
game, set, scratch
game, set, scratch
Gardening? I planted myself in bed
Gardening? I planted myself in bed
Renaissance chic meets modern frustration
Renaissance chic meets modern frustration
don%26%238217%3Bt+get+me+started
don’t get me started
food+for+thought
food for thought
math%26%238217%3Bs+wrath
math’s wrath
honestly+I%26%238217%3Bm+here+for+it
honestly I’m here for it
Join the conversation
man+that+must+stink
man that must stink
toilet+humor
toilet humor
planted+evidence
planted evidence
fine+line
fine line
firing+on+all+cylinders
firing on all cylinders
ship+shape
ship shape
chompsky
chompsky
goodest+boi
goodest boi