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The Perfect Fake

The Perfect Fake
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
Today was a pretty good day.
Today was a pretty good day.
Cowboys like us.
Cowboys like us.
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
People called Brad have it easy.
People called Brad have it easy.
Your simulation is rebooting in 3… 2…
Your simulation is rebooting in 3… 2…
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
She mad.
She mad.
Honestly, who throws a cat?
Honestly, who throws a cat?
Flying+sloth.
Flying sloth.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+these.
I’m going to need some of these.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+math.
I can’t math.
Chemistry+cat.
Chemistry cat.
Join the conversation
Hufflepuff%21
Hufflepuff!
Mini+Scissorhands.
Mini Scissorhands.
Party+like+it%26%238217%3Bs+%2419.95.
Party like it’s $19.95.
Email+and+bacon.
Email and bacon.
I+said+sit%21%21%21
I said sit!!!
No%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+fries+with+that%26%238230%3B
No, I don’t want fries with that…
Pick+two%26%238230%3B
Pick two…
Realistic+Google%2B+circles.
Realistic Google+ circles.