Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Please do not actually kill people.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

logitech hax

He’s not wrong

Most important meal of the afterlife

Dog Man Comix

Perfect camouflage

Unmanned flight on Republic Airline

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Work smarter not harder.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Maine Coon papa’s

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Snail teeth

Powdered garbage