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Dear mom, college is weird…

Dear mom, college is weird...
What a weird job to lie about having
What a weird job to lie about having
That was unexpected
That was unexpected
this is why i love bread so much
this is why i love bread so much
Take a leap of faith
Take a leap of faith
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
the biggest little pupper in the park
the biggest little pupper in the park
when TV listing go rogue
when TV listing go rogue
… with a louisville slugger
… with a louisville slugger
How did he even get hired?
How did he even get hired?
and now I’m wide awake. great…
and now I’m wide awake. great…
gator melted like ice cream
gator melted like ice cream
please send help
please send help
No one can stop us!
No one can stop us!
gotta take it easy on the lies
gotta take it easy on the lies
soory not soory
soory not soory
Double+standards
Double standards
Um%26%238230%3B
Um…
Mom+thinks+I+need+to+stop+objectifying+women.
Mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women.
I+started+working+retail.+This+has+been+my+experience+thus+far.
I started working retail. This has been my experience thus far.
Join the conversation
Dad+where+did+I+come+from%3F
Dad where did I come from?
You+drinking%3F
You drinking?
Cats+and+deaf+people.
Cats and deaf people.
I+wanted+a+pony%21
I wanted a pony!
What+having+a+crush+is+like.
What having a crush is like.
I+believe+in+you%2C+Bigfoot.
I believe in you, Bigfoot.
You+have+no+idea+what+you%26%238217%3Bre+missing%26%238230%3B
You have no idea what you’re missing…
This+how+cashiers+at+a+McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+in+Taiwan+dress
This how cashiers at a McDonald’s in Taiwan dress