Worst Halloween ever.

This one’s broken…

This Heineken USB drive has Heineken in it.

Playing air hockey against a robot

Swiping is poor etiquite.

This is what Tumblr displays when you search for depression. I just finished 2 hours chatting with an expert from the suggested websites and I feel better. Thank you Tumblr.

What being a German feels like right now

It’s like my car somehow knows when it’s a three-paycheck month…

Off to class!

I am sure they do

Dale knows what’s up (or down)

Pandas travel well, apparently

Advice to live by

How to raise a supervillain.

For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara

She’s a beaut