2 years as a officer, and this sums up what it’s been like.

2 years as a officer, and this sums up what it's been like.

Teach them young.

Teach them young.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Canadian military strategy

Canadian military strategy

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Be nice and eat cookie.

Be nice and eat cookie.

This squirrel is ready for fall.

This squirrel is ready for fall.

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

Can I burn my mother in a small gathering?

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

The master of distraction.

The master of distraction.

Life pro tip.

DMV Timelapse.

Get it gurl.

Stealth level 439932.

Stealth level 439932.