Burying a million dollar Bentley.

Burying a million dollar Bentley.

Quick maths is slow to pay off.

Quick maths is slow to pay off.

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

The only known pyramid capstone.

The only known pyramid capstone.

The secret to being a pretty good parent…

The secret to being a pretty good parent…

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

Invest in the long con.

Invest in the long con.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

In an alternate universe….

In an alternate universe….

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted… – Maybe Kim, probably.

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted… – Maybe Kim, probably.

Bird o’ War

We must allow natures grasp.

We must allow natures grasp.

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

Could you not right now?

Could you not right now?

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.