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My elevator had a shuffle button…

My elevator had a shuffle button...
Insurance companies…
Insurance companies…
Abandoned car being absorbed by nature.
Abandoned car being absorbed by nature.
I opened the window for a second…
I opened the window for a second…
Burn all western literature…
Burn all western literature…
Mutants.
Mutants.
Meanwhile in England
Meanwhile in England
You’re the worst at pranks.
You’re the worst at pranks.
I think I figured it out…
I think I figured it out…
Ultimate chick flick.
Ultimate chick flick.
The most beautiful funeral ever.
The most beautiful funeral ever.
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
soccer…
soccer…
Who wants a shot!?
Who wants a shot!?
Best sign at a florist shop ever…
Best sign at a florist shop ever…
My cat is a jerk…
My cat is a jerk…
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Join the conversation
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…