My elevator had a shuffle button…

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

who wore it better?

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

am i phobos the moon of mars?

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

CSI: disneyland

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog