My elevator had a shuffle button…
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
who wore it better?
An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930
You know you’re an elder millenial if…
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
am i phobos the moon of mars?
70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?
a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast
walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later
helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog
The pants pal
The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who doesn’t care
A simple reminder for this holiday season.
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I has a katydid!
Leslie Nielsen is my hero
Dear Society, stop being so stupid
This Kid Is Really A True Hero
In Soviet Russia…
Wahh, I have to re-type my resume into this thing…
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