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Get well soon.

Get well soon.
your bad decisions will catch to you eventually
your bad decisions will catch to you eventually
jeff bezos says he’ll give “most” of his money to charity and not a single soul believes him
jeff bezos says he’ll give “most” of his money to charity and not a single soul believes him
someone had to ask the question
someone had to ask the question
the fresh maker
the fresh maker
what coffee filters?
what coffee filters?
28 work minutes ago
28 work minutes ago
the fact they need to put a warning on this is exactly what’s wrong with society
the fact they need to put a warning on this is exactly what’s wrong with society
i guess i got the beetus
i guess i got the beetus
okay, but why do want this for real?
okay, but why do want this for real?
the ghost broke the oven again…
the ghost broke the oven again…
he was the sk8r boi
he was the sk8r boi
must have been pretty effective before it got banned
must have been pretty effective before it got banned
groovy, baby
groovy, baby
he must have been on the d-team
he must have been on the d-team
calm down, doug
calm down, doug
Words.
Words.
I+barfed.
I barfed.
You+idiot.
You idiot.
This+is+why+I%26%238217%3Bm+forever+alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
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Words.
Words.
People+always+ask+me+how+I+pronounce+my+name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Ignorance.
Ignorance.
I+hate+when+people+pour+my+cereal.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
Say+it+to+my+face%2C+bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
A+man+and+his+bears.
A man and his bears.
Poor+brontosaurus.
Poor brontosaurus.
No+mother%2C+he+walked+it+off.
No mother, he walked it off.