Enough said.

when debt collectors try to get a hold of me…

A wholesome comment.

Gary Anderson, the guy who, at age 23, designed one of the most recognizable logos of all time

The ultimate insult.

Sleep tight.

Don’t add your boss on Facebook, basically.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can steal it.

A Longhorn Cow

Aretha Franklin’s Cadillac hearse which also carried her dad and Rosa Parks

This is what 3,000 grams of cannabis looks like.

A three…what now?

The divorced art teacher starter pack

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

Divide and coffin.

Never underestimate a frustrated frog.