I do what I want.

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

she just needs 5 minutes to herself

nothing suspicious here

you’re never too old to start working

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

tasty treats for halloween

he should be proud he won something

Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls

fantasy football is life

too soon?

it’s kind of my job

mmmm…

it’s not complicated

please take only panoramic photos of your dog

you can run, but you can’t hide