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No, it’s mine! Mine cup!

No, it's mine! Mine cup!
Welcome to North Korea
Welcome to North Korea
Beware, the monkey.
Beware, the monkey.
God needed daddy for something important in heaven…
God needed daddy for something important in heaven…
I’ll be turning 30 soon…
I’ll be turning 30 soon…
Words.
Words.
Aliens.
Aliens.
What did you do over the weekend?
What did you do over the weekend?
Dad reflexes saving the day
Dad reflexes saving the day
Be a Beer Expert
Be a Beer Expert
Getting false praise on social media.
Getting false praise on social media.
Crossing Etiquette
Crossing Etiquette
When Benedict Cumberbatch got engaged…
When Benedict Cumberbatch got engaged…
I was alone in my shell
I was alone in my shell
Stop it.
Stop it.
Things to do when you don’t have children.
Things to do when you don’t have children.
I+wanna+see+the+world%21
I wanna see the world!
It+hurts+so+good.
It hurts so good.
Great+Thunberg+circa+1899+before+she+time+traveled+to+the+future.
Great Thunberg circa 1899 before she time traveled to the future.
Book%26%238217%3Bem+Danno.
Book’em Danno.
Join the conversation
Anita+Bryant+getting+a+pie+to+the+face+during+a+television+interview+while+on+her+crusade+across+the+country+to+do+away+with+the+homosexuals+circa+1977
Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977
Got+dam+wippersnapper%21
Got dam wippersnapper!
There+is+absolutely+no+reason+to+visit+this+cursed+land+down+under.
There is absolutely no reason to visit this cursed land down under.
Is+it+me+you%26%238217%3Bre+lookin%26%238217%3B+for%3F
Is it me you’re lookin’ for?
Words.
Words.
Yes%2C+thank+you.+Talk+soon.
Yes, thank you. Talk soon.
%26%238230%3Bbecause+you%26%238217%3Bve+purged+everything+of+value+in+my+life+away%26%238230%3B
…because you’ve purged everything of value in my life away…
Chase+the+sheep%2C+I+will.
Chase the sheep, I will.