How-to lucid dream.
Bacon goes with EVERYTHING.
Orwell called it.
I’ve been feeling really dirty lately…
If Apple made water.
Annoying things to do in an elevator.
I am who I am.
You know it.
Girls at school.
The Tale of The Three Brothers.
I’m a chemistry major…
50 percent cat. 50 percent tail. 100 percent adorable.
I don’t like morning people…
Secretly I can’t wait…
How smart is your right foot?
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There are two kinds of people in the world.
Pros and Cons of the Internet.
The Simpsons solve the abortion issue.
How I felt job hunting this year…
Trolling grammar Nazis.
Criteria for an Attention Whoring Status.
Real reason 50 Shades is $exy.