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Five rules to remember in life.

Five rules to remember in life.
A cop just knocked on my door…
A cop just knocked on my door…
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.
Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.
How people use voice commands.
How people use voice commands.
Hate when that happens.
Hate when that happens.
How the world works.
How the world works.
Octonomopus.
Octonomopus.
Squirrel logic.
Squirrel logic.
Love is a chicken.
Love is a chicken.
Do want.
Do want.
Excellent question.
Excellent question.
Flap flap.
Flap flap.
How to juggle, like a boss.
How to juggle, like a boss.
Wonder woman.
Wonder woman.
I+understand+that+UPS+is+very+busy+this+time+of+year%2C+but+at+least+try+and+deliver+my+packages
I understand that UPS is very busy this time of year, but at least try and deliver my packages
Oh%2C+Jimmy.
Oh, Jimmy.
Exterminate+Christmas
Exterminate Christmas
How+did+you+escape+Iraq%3F
How did you escape Iraq?
Join the conversation
Pollution
Pollution
The+Grim+Reality
The Grim Reality
The+Sun+In+The+North
The Sun In The North
When+I+Hear+Someone+Doesn%26%238217%3Bt+Like+Star+Wars
When I Hear Someone Doesn’t Like Star Wars
But+is+there+beer+in+the+fridge%3F
But is there beer in the fridge?
That%26%238217%3Bs+an+odd+elephant%26%238230%3B
That’s an odd elephant…
Family+keeps+asking+what+I+want+for+the+holidays
Family keeps asking what I want for the holidays
Tiny+Elephant+In+The+Snow
Tiny Elephant In The Snow