I used to have a one-eyed cat…
I think it’s my birthday.
Math in real life.
Does that make you feel better?
Always question the man.
They used to be called jumpolines…
Why I hate metal detectors.
Terms of endearment.
A very Muppet alphabet.
You’ve probably never heard of them…
How I feel creeping on Facebook.
zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them
if only they had done a high school musical and breaking bad crossover event!
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny
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there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???
conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma
how game of thrones should have ended
we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl
the coolest dog at the bar
the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count
time zones now exist block to block and house to house