Wow. Such dog.

Wow. Such dog.

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

mental health matters

mental health matters

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

you know the move

you know the move

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

miracle dog

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

i don’t want it

i don’t want it

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

for those about to rock, neil salutes you

for those about to rock, neil salutes you