How has this not been invented yet?!

How has this not been invented yet?!

i wonder what he left behind

i wonder what he left behind

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

sorry if your name is kyle

sorry if your name is kyle

if only there was something they could do

if only there was something they could do

the things you realize as an adult

the things you realize as an adult

still waiting for national treasure 3

still waiting for national treasure 3

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

from the director of ‘van wilder’

from the director of ‘van wilder’

hello, ladies

no one deserves to live in poverty

no one deserves to live in poverty

let’s be friends

let’s be friends

never keep a crow waiting

never keep a crow waiting

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

snuggles is never getting that big multi-year contract

snuggles is never getting that big multi-year contract