Dog logic.

they really hate the moon

chucks forever

life hack

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

a good place to sit

not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need

the onion of the gods

700 years old and still standing

he’s lived through every injury

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

daytime whiskey is the best whiskey

he was really bored during the pandemic

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

debatable

she said see ya later boi