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Hi. I’m an engineer.

Hi. I'm an engineer.
Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.
Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.
Hello Kitty Airline.
Hello Kitty Airline.
The problem with airport security.
The problem with airport security.
My significant otter.
My significant otter.
Forgiveness.
Forgiveness.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
My friends are idiots.
My friends are idiots.
Why so Curious George?
Why so Curious George?
I shall wear it with honor!
I shall wear it with honor!
Do want.
Do want.
Just some ducks.
Just some ducks.
Martini Chihuahua.
Martini Chihuahua.
Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
Me and my bed, you and your jeans.
Scumbag dog.
Scumbag dog.
Words.
Words.