Hi. I’m an engineer.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
You’ll shoot your eye out…
Turning right can be hard to do…
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
The forbidden pizza roll.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
Who’s doing the developing?
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Suspend Verizon, actually.
New legal tender for Canada?
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Men should be the ones taking birth control.
The Lichen Katydid.
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Danny Trejo on where he studied
10/10 would watch over and over.
Well… he had it half right.