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Hi. I’m an engineer.

Hi. I'm an engineer.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
You’ll shoot your eye out…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
Turning right can be hard to do…
Turning right can be hard to do…
They’re evolving…
They’re evolving…
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
медведь мудр
медведь мудр
The forbidden pizza roll.
The forbidden pizza roll.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
Who’s doing the developing?
Who’s doing the developing?
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
New+legal+tender+for+Canada%3F
New legal tender for Canada?
Holiday+Beard+Ornaments
Holiday Beard Ornaments
Men+should+be+the+ones+taking+birth+control.
Men should be the ones taking birth control.
The+Lichen+Katydid.
The Lichen Katydid.
Join the conversation
Filthy
Filthy
Stormtrooper+%23selfie
Stormtrooper #selfie
Lannister+pickup+lines
Lannister pickup lines
The+Cycle.
The Cycle.
Danny+Trejo+on+where+he+studied
Danny Trejo on where he studied
10%2F10+would+watch+over+and+over.
10/10 would watch over and over.
Well%26%238230%3B+he+had+it+half+right.
Well… he had it half right.
Tall+girls.
Tall girls.