This is why little people scare me.
there is only one way to dip while seated
do i have to?
the more you look the worse it gets
that’s pretty hip
i can do it in 25 minutes
the older i get, the more i appreciate the easy setting
the towel forgets
no one wants the party in the back in the bathroom
birds aren’t real
Hi Cat, We Are Dogs, We Love You!
He only showed her parts of Asia and Africa…
Obama’s last Correspondent’s dinner
Join the conversation
Am I Cute or Not? Ooooh!!!!
Me in three words
Whenever I think about MTV, TLC, The History Channel…
But I Thought Those Were…What?
That’s not a real chicken
It’s Actually Pretty Simple
When you meet someone new and they start revealing too much personal information…
Not A Tattoo Guy