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Here’s your lunch sweetie.

Here's your lunch sweetie.
he finally got to have fun at his job
he finally got to have fun at his job
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
he was really bored during the pandemic
he was really bored during the pandemic
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
he’s lived through every injury
he’s lived through every injury
they really hate the moon
they really hate the moon
chucks forever
chucks forever
life hack
life hack
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
700 years old and still standing
700 years old and still standing
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
try saying that five times fast!
try saying that five times fast!
Get+this+guy+a+press+badge%21
Get this guy a press badge!
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Join the conversation
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
At+least+yer+a+wizard%26%238230%3B
At least yer a wizard…
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.