Orange.

Orange.

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Is this true?

justice served

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

mind blown

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please