The truth behind the Man of Steel.

The truth behind the Man of Steel.

Home is where the meow is

Home is where the meow is

her love language is attention and misting

her love language is attention and misting

If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

People who laugh before it loads

People who laugh before it loads

ears set to parmesan frequency

ears set to parmesan frequency

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

Owl I do is try

Owl I do is try

High protein, higher consequences

High protein, higher consequences

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

Please wait… forever

Please wait… forever

Coffin up style since ‘87

Coffin up style since ‘87

Wind whispered… and then slapped

Wind whispered… and then slapped

Separation only made him stronger

Separation only made him stronger

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

this turtle is my emotional support IT department