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I showed my dog his reflection…

I showed my dog his reflection...
she’s so happy
she’s so happy
children are the devil
children are the devil
would buy all their albums
would buy all their albums
g is for gnat
g is for gnat
he meant it as a compliment?
he meant it as a compliment?
the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake
the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake
pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these
pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these
endless teleportation confusion
endless teleportation confusion
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
bless the rain
bless the rain
turns out the problem was me the whole time
turns out the problem was me the whole time
never trust the living
never trust the living
deliciously preserved
deliciously preserved
one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac
one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac
therapy dip
therapy dip
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