A simple hello.
death by roomba army
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
now your kids can suffer just like you!
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
genius. dishonest, but genius
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
he’s lived through every injury
a good place to sit
they really hate the moon
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
Why I’m single…
The truth about Glee.
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When your phone has no signal…
How I feel when I accidentally ace a test.
If fonts were dogs.
Nokia is forever.
Not a coincidence.
When you see it.
Name four heavy metals and their symbols.