Weight problem.

disney memes because the house of mouse is inevitable

feel old yet?

who actually thought this was a good idea?

do not feed the animals

and frozen thin mints

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

this might be the best way to judge other people

clever lad

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

it’s not the size that matters

how fast are you?

find your bay leaf confidence

pool world

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name