My parents spanked me as a child.

i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh

same

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just one more

my favorite part of christmas, to be honest

it’s a thankless existence, to be sure

i want this octopus lamp

cranberry juice babies

the paper towel is his preferred option

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everyone has a second stomach for eating out of spite

this is why you should just use the same password for everything

psychic checkmate

pay up mom and dad