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Never tell them the odds.

Never tell them the odds.
+86,400
+86,400
Even she can see why.
Even she can see why.
I could bathe here.
I could bathe here.
Bruce Lee’s words will live forever.
Bruce Lee’s words will live forever.
Texting in the 80’s
Texting in the 80’s
I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
More playgrounds should be like this.
More playgrounds should be like this.
The Value of a Tree
The Value of a Tree
With and without bees.
With and without bees.
I wish my parents were still alive!
I wish my parents were still alive!
Correction, you love ice cream.
Correction, you love ice cream.
It’s pretty hot in my room.
It’s pretty hot in my room.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
AT AT afternoon
AT AT afternoon
A warrior’s song.
A warrior’s song.
%26%238216%3BBank+Teller+asked+me+to+take+it+off.+She+Just+laughed.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Actual+bank+robber%2C+probably.
‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.
The+corns+will+provide.
The corns will provide.
All+hail+the+one+true+Tiger+King.
All hail the one true Tiger King.
Never+doubt+the+spirit+of+cosplay.
Never doubt the spirit of cosplay.
Join the conversation
Pandemics+are+for+poetry.
Pandemics are for poetry.
So+long+and+thanks+for+all+the+oil%26%238230%3B
So long and thanks for all the oil…
The+robots+have+harnessed+the+humans%26%238230%3B
The robots have harnessed the humans…
99.92+percent+effective+against+the+invisible+enemy.
99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.
In+best+Taiwan+you+can+buy+Lego+that+you+can+safely+step+on.
In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.
We+are+all+special+little+orchids%2C+really.
We are all special little orchids, really.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+the+goats%2C+though.
Don’t trust the goats, though.
I+could+shoppe+here.
I could shoppe here.