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My favorite poem in Bo Burnham’s book “Egghead”

My favorite poem in Bo Burnham's book
Global warming is real.
Global warming is real.
My Precious!!!
My Precious!!!
He’s cute! I swear!
He’s cute! I swear!
Better drink my own piss.
Better drink my own piss.
You said you’d never forget.
You said you’d never forget.
This boy is ugly.
This boy is ugly.
No, I don’t want fries with that…
No, I don’t want fries with that…
True story.
True story.
Puppy missile.
Puppy missile.
Ke$ha’s apartment.
Ke$ha’s apartment.
I <3 Miley Cyrus!
I <3 Miley Cyrus!
Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuff!
I said sit!!!
I said sit!!!
Welcome to the hood.
Welcome to the hood.
Justin Bieber, 30 years later.
Justin Bieber, 30 years later.
Dad+makes+spaceship+simulator+for+his+son.
Dad makes spaceship simulator for his son.
The+first+human+clone%21
The first human clone!
Up+cake.
Up cake.
I+must+kiss+you.
I must kiss you.
Join the conversation
My+Little+Cupcakes.
My Little Cupcakes.
The+chicken+is+not+afraid.
The chicken is not afraid.
Corgis+just+don%26%238217%3Bt+care%26%238230%3B
Corgis just don’t care…
When+I%26%238217%3Bm+disappointed+in+my+friends.
When I’m disappointed in my friends.
Anatomy+of+a+Unicorn.
Anatomy of a Unicorn.
Things+to+do+with+your+pizza+box.
Things to do with your pizza box.
The+choice+is+yours.
The choice is yours.
Dory+speaks+whale.
Dory speaks whale.