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New parent idea.

New parent idea.
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
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the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
try saying that five times fast!
try saying that five times fast!
fight the system!
fight the system!
genius. dishonest, but genius
genius. dishonest, but genius
so satisfying
so satisfying
men, do you accept the challenge?
men, do you accept the challenge?
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
a good place to sit
a good place to sit
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
Ever+wondered+what+buildings%2C+snakes%2C+aliens%2C+knives%2C+and+butts+have+in+common%26%238230%3B
Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…
Do+you+want+to+get+shot%3F
Do you want to get shot?
My+younger+self+would+be+so+disappointed+in+me.
My younger self would be so disappointed in me.
A+mere+flesh+wound%21
A mere flesh wound!
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again.
It’s that time of year again.
Next+time+your+friend+hands+you+his+jailbroken+iPhone%2C+upload+this+as+his+new+background+and+hand+it+back.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
The+Benefits+of+Being+Mormon
The Benefits of Being Mormon
The+perfect+relationship
The perfect relationship
Somewhere+out+there%26%238230%3B
Somewhere out there…
I+welcome+our+virtual+overlords.
I welcome our virtual overlords.
According+to+National+Geographic%2C+this+is+what+the+average+human+will+look+like+in+2050
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
The+ultimate+insult+creator.
The ultimate insult creator.