New parent idea.
When you give a mouse a cookie…
You are what you eat.
Reese’s Deep Dish Peanut Butter Pie with Chocolate Covered Pretzel Crust
Being a college student vs. Being old.
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Changing from jeans to pajama pants…
I made my cat Leon a crown
The greatest fortune in the world.
Dose of cute.
While camping strap a head lamp to a gallon jug of water to fill the entire tent with ambient light.
After leg day at the gym.
One of my favorite machines in the world!
Hey… My eyes are down here.
If a Google employee dies…
Animals With Low Self Esteem
WWE peaked in ought six.
But can he turn water in to wine?
A mechanic just doing some body work.
9/10 dentists take doctoring seriously.
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Penny needed a hammock.
Hark! Fair puppers! Let down thine tails.
Get thee hence, scurvy strawberry… HAVE AT YOU!
Beware the keepers of the tofu…
Not all war is hell.
It ain’t easy being Gary.
What stage of capitalism is this?