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My attempt at small talk at parties.

My attempt at small talk at parties.
Safety first!
Safety first!
Ready Player One
Ready Player One
Dunnottar Castle, Scotland
Dunnottar Castle, Scotland
W h o a
W h o a
Pork chops stop for no rain.
Pork chops stop for no rain.
Why you shouldn’t trust the news
Why you shouldn’t trust the news
THANKS
THANKS
When they can’t pour a beer.
When they can’t pour a beer.
May the food above be as enjoyable as the food below. Rest Easy , Anthony Bourdain
May the food above be as enjoyable as the food below. Rest Easy , Anthony Bourdain
A Burger King in Germany, housed in a former Nazi building.
A Burger King in Germany, housed in a former Nazi building.
No take… only throw.
No take… only throw.
Mom, stahp.
Mom, stahp.
I don’t know who you are, but I will find you, and thank you.
I don’t know who you are, but I will find you, and thank you.
Happy duuuuck, happy duck, what are they feeding you?
Happy duuuuck, happy duck, what are they feeding you?
Borne and raised.
Borne and raised.
How+I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+die.
How I’d like to die.
Do+you+mind+if+I+Slytherin%3F
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
Full+body+knitted+suit+for+those+harsh+winter+mornings
Full body knitted suit for those harsh winter mornings
Ashton+Kutcher+%2F+Steve+Jobs
Ashton Kutcher / Steve Jobs
Join the conversation
Me+during+the+zombie+apocalypse
Me during the zombie apocalypse
They+just+don%26%238217%3Bt%21
They just don’t!
The+power+of+Imagination
The power of Imagination
Solution.+No+more+traffic+jam%21
Solution. No more traffic jam!
When+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+else+to+do+with+your+money
When you don’t know what else to do with your money
Reflecting+on+life%26%238230%3B
Reflecting on life…
Gravity-defying+sculptures+by+Cornelia+Konrads
Gravity-defying sculptures by Cornelia Konrads
Reality.
Reality.