My neighbors hate me…

You don’t want this, girl.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Powdered garbage

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Maine Coon papa’s

Perfect camouflage

Work smarter not harder.

[B]runch

Snail teeth

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Drink more water.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Bitcoin finally explained

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