Dat knee.

biggest fear

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

Goals

That tenure makes them real bold

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

Puppy guilt trip

Well, she’s a guy, so…

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

Removing roof snow has never been so satisfying.

Why do Java Developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

Amy Schumer responds

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

I had no choice!

WARR-E

I would have put a few points on walking…