The Segway demographic.

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

he was named pants because he always wore pants

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

the muse and his portrait

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

it’s okay to stare

calling in thicc to work tomorrow