The Segway demographic.
how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…
it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod
the moment your realize you might be a mouse
i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?
put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!
he was named pants because he always wore pants
just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die
how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets
the muse and his portrait
generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.
dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human
there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible
ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice
it’s okay to stare
calling in thicc to work tomorrow