Why the human race remains.
bless the rain
endless teleportation confusion
never trust the living
g is for gnat
mcdonald’s released a happy meal for adults and the response has been… interesting
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
what are you gonna be for halloween this year?
children are the devil
thanks for your opinion no one asked for
the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake
would buy all their albums