When my crush tells me he’s single.

When my crush tells me he's single.

Elijah cared for the small, furry ones.

Elijah cared for the small, furry ones.

Slightly used, allegedly racist

Slightly used, allegedly racist

Now that does put a smile on my face.

Now that does put a smile on my face.

The first rule of ‘˜squatch club is…

The first rule of ‘˜squatch club is…

Remember that one time?

Remember that one time?

I mean… not historically, no.

I mean… not historically, no.

my lawd issa punkin.

my lawd issa punkin.

2020, in a bird.

2020, in a bird.

*phhrrrrrp*

Words, circa LA 2020.

Words, circa LA 2020.

RIP In Paste

I want to belieb.

I want to belieb.

Teach your children well.

Teach your children well.

This is what it’s like when rain attac.

This is what it’s like when rain attac.

There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave.

There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave.