So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.

So... My girlfriend left me a nice new background.

new life motto

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

right swipe

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

Idle Hands

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

whatever pays the bills

whatever pays the bills

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

sharks are so relatable

sharks are so relatable

a bold strategy

a bold strategy

cinematic perfection

cinematic perfection

na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

this is me